Walmart Quotations

Travel to Walmart - Fun Quotes/Saying
~ Those Walmarts weren't buildings, they were bunkers. Those weren't parking lots out front, they were kill zones.

~ Was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.

~ A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
[Author: Sam Ewing]

~ Nobody forces you to work at Wal-Mart. Start your own business! Sell something to Wal-Mart!
[Writer: Kevin O'Leary]

Here's to hitting the over/under on how many people will be trampled at walmart today! - Unknown