When I get old, I'm not going to sit around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up!
I'm kind of comfortable with getting older because it's better than the other option, which is being dead. So I'll take getting older. -George Clooney
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. -George Burns
Growing old gracefully used to begin at about 35, but today women prefer to 'stay young gratefully' with thanks to designers, beauticians and plastic surgeons. -Edith Head