I don't have an Attitude

I don't have an attitude, I have a crazy personality that you just don't know how to handle.

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. -Thomas Jefferson

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. -William James

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.