With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our body. So women aren't heavy, they are enormously cultured, educated and happy!
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. - George Bernard Shaw
“I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables.” - Jarod Kintz
“You wanna fly, you got to give up the shit that weighs you down.” - Toni Morrison
Most of things in life are easy to lose, and hard to gain. Unfortunately, this isn't in the case for weight.