Stop and Smell The Roses , Funny Toilet Paper Quotes

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.

Don't hurry. Don't worry. You're only here for a short visit. So don't forget to stop and smell the roses.

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. -Joey Bishop

Why in the world do they put pictures of hearts and flowers on toilet paper? It makes me rethink the phrase "stop and smell the roses"