My new year’s resolution Quotes and Funny SMS

For my new year’s resolution I will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year, I gave up thinking. You know it’s time for a New Year’s resolution to lose weigh.

Let our New Year's resolution be this: we will be there for one another as fellow members of humanity, in the finest sense of the word. -Goran Persson

My new year resolution I wouldn't worry about doing things right way or the wrong way. This year, I am gonna do things my way.

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing.