Smart Wife


A married couple is travelling by car from California to New York.
Being seniors, after almost 11 Hrs on the road on this journey, they were too tired to continue so they have decided to take a room in a magnificent hotel.
But, they only planned to sleep for 4 Hrs and then get back on the road.
After four hours later, The Desk clerk handed them a bill of $350.
The man explodes and insisted to know about Highly charged bill "I accept it's a good hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $350.00 for just staying only for four hours.
The Desk clerk told him that $350.00 is the 'standard rate'.
He insisted on Communicating to the Manager.
The Manager is informed by the desk clerk.
The Manager appeared and listened to him, declared :
"This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and Specialized huge conference center designed and built almost exclusively to host conferences which are available for use."
But we didn't use them, the husband said.
Well, they are here, and you could have, explained the Manager.
He went on to explain that the couple could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous.
The Manager explained "We have the best performers (comedians, singers & dancers) from New York, Hollywood, and Las Vegas perform here performing in this Hotel 24/7 Hrs."
But we didn't go to any of those shows, the husband said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have." was the response,.
No matter what facilities and services the Manager mentioned, the husband responded, "But We didn't utilize it!"
The Manager contradicted with his standard response
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually After several minutes debate, The husband gave up and agreed to pay.
As he didn't have the check book, he asked his wife to write the check.
The Wife wrote a check and gave it to Manager.  The Manager looked at her in astonishment when he looked at the check.
"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00" "That's correct" she replied "I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't sleep with you madam!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
Don't mess with senior citizens, They didn't get there by being stupid.
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